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"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
so apparently my bra size is now considered the average American bra size. I call bullshit.
1) my breasts are significantly larger than most people I know’s
2) nothing that isn’t specially made for large-breasted women fit them
but, if it turns out this is actually true, MAYBE just MAYBE they’ll start making clothes that actually fit me. u_u MAYBE.
Hyrule Bestiary by Nate Hallinan
Realistically designed creatures from the Legend of Zelda world. There are descriptions for all of the creatures if you go to his portfolio.
me starting to like someone
my aunt used to work for Ben and Jerry’s in Vermont, and the free pints of ice cream thing is definitely true
going to her house was like a fucking dream come true when I was younger
they also had special ‘employee only’ flavors
brb throwing away career ambitions to work for ben & jerry’s
I will work for free ice cream
I will do it
Reblogging again because it’s wonderful and got buried in my feed way too quickly
Holy shit, this is so sad… People have sex that only lasts 3 minutes? I feel like this is a national crisis
3.33 is the highest average??
Poor straight people no wonder they are so angry.
i’m very confused by this i have sex for like, at least an hour, what is happening
I jerk off for longer than this, what the fuck even? what the fuck is with cishets? how is this even possible?
I’ve always pitied the cis/het vanilla people out there because queer sex is fucking awesome and you should be able to fuck for hours!
this is actually the correct graph:
but yeah jesus straight people what are you doing
> want to wear button-up shirt for date
> also want to wear push-up bra
> error: incompatible arguments. abort! abort!
and most of the time, that doesnt even work
Time to get healthy.
I actually like a couple of these, and I can see some of you liking specific ones as well.
these look like something good to switch it up with
Huh… *takes notes*
I want to be superhero :0
monster in socal
LOL, the dude’s face as he realizes he is no match against Lesbian Satan! All Hail Lesbian Satan!
shit I got a mirror recently where the frame is made out of the covers of oldschool lesbian pulp fiction novels and this one is on it
also included: Flying Lesbian, Gutter Star, Women’s Barracks, Lesbo Nurse, and more!
Excellent Manners Wolf goes to his local coffee shop