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being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 


if looking at a mlikshake you can’t have makes you cry perhaps it is a sign that veganism is not good and you should consider giving up the veganism and drinking your own delicious milkshake

don’t be sad, don’t be vegan


university: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the starship procrastinator. its four-year mission: to explore strange new last-minute study techniques, to seek out new ways to eat ramen and new excuses for paper-extensions, to boldly consume an amount of caffeine no woman has consumed before.




You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

the longer you look at it the funnier it gets

"christian science church"







“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment


CollegeHumor: The 10 Lies You Tell Yourself Every All-Nighter




if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me

I watched it all and I don’t know if I can ever sleep again

I think I need your cats


As a kid I wanted to be Ash but somehow I became Brock. 

1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once

Terry Pratchett (via bableman)

people who want me to watch GoT neglect to realize that not only do politics intrigue me so little as to outweigh the fantasy elements, but also that I know every major thing that happens from tumblr and the only actual episode I ever watched was the red wedding



oops I went on a rant

last one is truth


I’d rather teen girls reading nothing but terribly written fanfics about their favorite OTPs that express healthy and emotionally-sound romantic relationships than “great literature” that teaches them they are prizes to be won or creatures to be controlled or destroyed. 


They’re so sour!

Oh my god.

my dad is apparently as awkward as tumblr people claim to be

I called him up to wish him happy birthday and he started to say “well happy birth-“

at which point, in tandem with every tumblr user’s fear, I started laughing uproariously at him


Heather Theurer