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imbobswaget:

things ppl say that alerts you to them being the actual worst:

blame-the-feels:

arya-stormborn:

maddieatsbrains:

holy frick

from now on, whenever anybody doubts marvel casting ill just show them this

My dad the comic book expert said they made Fury look like Samuel L Jackson with his permission in the comic book. So when they made the movie, guess who they had to go find? Samuel L Jackson.

lamelatios:

not being at comic con like 

source: someone who’s job it is to feed 38 hippy college students and know what kind of shit they need to eat to not starve and also regularly buys them kale and quinoa because that’s the kind of shit they want to eat because they’re probably crazy

ALSO QUINOA

don’t give me that “complete protein” bullshit

your body can synthesize complete proteins from incomplete proteins

quinoa is just another grain

a shitty, overpriced grain whose over consumption is probably destroying the diets of the south american people who ate it as a staple and now can’t afford it because it’s $4.25 a pound

also quinoa tastes the same no matter how you prepare it

100% shitty, 100% of the time

anyone who eats raw kale deserves to be mocked ruthlessly

you know kale tastes bad

you know it’s tough and chewy and disgusting

you know it’s only acceptable if cooked in some way and dispersed thinly enough through a dish so that its noxious taste can be mitigated

so if, despite knowing that, you still go on eating a salad comprised entirely of kale, I am going to laugh at you while you struggle to choke it down

and as you do, remember: you did this to yourself

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

mszombi:

creepsvillecentral666:

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets

The smell of dying leaves

If u don’t like October get the FUCK outta my house

Reasons why it isn’t:

cadet-gwladus:

#LET ME TELL SOMETHING. DIVERSITY IS NOT JUST ABOUT HAVING DIFFERENT SKIN COLORS, OKAY? IT’S ABOUT HAVING ACTUAL DIFFERENT PEOPLE. CHARACTERS THAT ARE BELIEVABLE AND DIFFERENT AND REAL. I’M SO TIRED OF SEEING MOVIES, ANIMATED OR LIVE ACTION, HAVING FEMALE CHARACTERS WITH THE SAME FACE AND EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE WHO BARELY EXPRESS THEIR SEXUALITY OR HAVE NORMAL, NATURAL REACTIONS AND INTERACTIONS AND EXPRESSIONS THAT MATCH THEIR CHARACTERS WHEN AROUND THEIR LOVED ONES. LOOK AT THESE THREE. THEY ARE ALL STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS, BUT HOW DIFFERENTLY THEY ACT AROUND THE MEN THEY LOVE. LOOK AT THEIR EXPRESSION WHEN PLEASED OR EXCITED. JUST LOOK AT THESE THREE. LOOK HOW DIFFERENT THEY ARE. HOW REAL. HOW BELIEVABLE. HOW BEAUTIFUL. 

#httyd2 #has some really good female characterswho stand alone and not in the shadow of a male counter part #ruffnut is probably more developed than her twin brother #astrid doesn’t need hiccup to save her she can fight all by herself and she is the one to comfort and give him advice #and valka is a fearless dragon warrior but also a loving mother who wants her son to forgive her and to approve of her and understand her choices

they said ana represented the tumblr crowd but tbh I think if you look in the mirror you’ll all find you’re ruffnuts

also ruffnut == best character in that movie

lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

izumito:

tryingtomakesenseofpeople:

izumito:

white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors

Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.

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person: so where did you learn html?
me: not.... neopets...

cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

lotr + food

not sure if you can describe that stew eowyn made as “food”…